#they’re so cuuuuuute

[hwathwugu]

[lesbinewren]

sabine and zeb for real the most underrated dynamic in rebels

[sp00kies]

New oc for my @ask-the-three-reapers-au blog

The assistant of the Boogeyman.

Oh, and who do you think will win the fight?

Oooo I like them

Also I voted for Grim winning hehe

[top-shelf-tender]

There was no shortage of entertainment whenever Bee was present. Hers was an infectious joy that rarely failed to bring a smile to the Overlord’s face. Husk allowed himself to be tugged into the spontaneous dance, easily falling into step with the Queen of Gluttony. As he wasn’t familiar with this song, Husk allowed himself to be serenaded, feeding off of the Sin’s positive energy

🎼

The synth beats came from the radio on the bar. Bee grinned brightly as she twirled, one hand reaching out quickly to turn the volume up a notch as she sang, the other three gripping the old Cat in an impromptu sort of jig-

"Some people find it with devotion, some with gold and some with bourbon, some like praying to the blue sky and some like putting on a disguise... but I prefer kick drums and red wine."

[d-lanx]

[howdoyousleep3]

alright husband and i are going away for a night tomorrow to celebrate my birthday and this mama has decided to wear lingerie out to dinner 🙈 but in the cute way with a blazer? 🙊

[stevenssticks]

steven adler has such pretty hands

[skyward-floored]

I'm not sure why people are sending pets but would you like to talk about our office dogs, gracie and gizmo?

The size difference kills me

I have no clue why people are sending pets, but I love seeing people’s pets so I’m not complaining 🤣

I LOVE THEIR SIZE DIFFERENCE and they’re both so cute! Gracie looks so fluffy, and I want to just pick up Gizmo and hold him (assuming I got the names right!) Give them some nice scratches from me 💖

[abowlofpetuniasandawhale]

every few months I’m like “I should get my nipples pierced” despite the fact that I’ve done that twice now and both times Did Not Work Out

[needvodkand1d]

I fucking loved Elemental and I will die on this hill

[purple-raspberries]

You know that thing cats do when you pet them too much? Yeah that, but with Wally.

Can be ship or friendship, they’re just so cuuuuuute!!

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[moonlightsolo]

I send so many requests hahahaa

Feel like it would be SO cute if you’re out in the forest and you find a thanator pup lost and abandoned but it clings on to so you adopt it. Then Neteyam is like how wtf??? But he lets you keep it despite his concerned reaction and it becomes your pet :,)

CUUUUUUTE!!! & i love every request you make pls don’t stop sending them (i promise i’ll get to every one even if i’m slow)

“c’mon ‘teyam!! let’s go!” you cry out to your boyfriend. his large four-fingered hand is clasped in your two tiny ones as you attempt to tug him forward.

he’s staring down at you with a playful annoyed look, not budging from his spot planted in the dirt.

“pleeeeeeaaaaase! i wanna go see them! we don’t have to get close, i just wanna look! they’re so cute!” your voice whines, which makes his ears flick from the sound.

neteyam grimaces from your squeaky voice and plants a large hand on top of your head, “okay, okay fine. just don’t whine like that again.” he laughs with a shake of his head.

he turns his hand in yours to grasp your tiny fist tightly in his palm to lead you farther into the jungle, “come on, ma yawntutsyìp.”

the little nickname makes your heart warm in your chest. his little loved one.

“thank you! thank you! thank you!” you exclaim excitedly with the biggest grin on your face.

your tall blue boyfriend looks down at you in awe from your excitement. he smiles because he is the one that made you feel this way— he loves when you’re happy.

the tall na’vi boy bends down to your height, allowing you to hop on his back so he could climb the trees without you falling behind. he hops from branch to branch, which makes you squeal out in fear and also from the adrenaline. he’s just so quick, and knows exactly where to grab and plant his feet.

neteyam slows down as he nears a sunny clearing below. he sinks down to his stomach to crawl forward to the edge, his wide eyes darting around to examine the area. his new position lets you slide off of his back onto the branch next to him, to crawl forward and lean over the side too.

your eyes instantly spot a homemade nest in the shadows, big enough for a few thanators to rest in. “where are they?” your voice whispers out to him.

“patience…” he breathes out quietly into the warm air, sending a cheeky smirk your way. you roll your eyes at him, which just makes him smirk more.

how must you be patient when you’ve been waiting all season for this? through the mating season, and through the gestation period, and now finally the calfs are born!

you keep your eyes trained on the sunny patch of grass, looking around the perimeter of trees for the mother thanator; or even any sign of the babies.

you looooove babies— and when they come in cute forms, like little alien creatures from pandora, you somehow love them even more.

rustling to the side makes your eyes dart to the shadows as a large black cat-like figure emerges from the brush. it’s the mother, and she’s dragging food back to her babies.

she drops the meat in the center of the field, before calling out to her babies with a rumbling, clicking noise.

sudden chirps grow louder as a dozen of baby thanators emerge from the nest. yipping, and growling as they feast on the meat of the animal their mother hunted.

neteyam watches you as your face brightens from the sight of the babies you’ve been waiting so long for. you could do without the blood, and the guts, but it’s so fascinating to you.

as a human on a foreign planet, surrounded by the most fascinating flora and creatures, you feel in your element; you belong here.

one at a time, the babies retreat back into the safety of their nest to leave their mother with the leftovers. she quickly eats the rest of the carcass, before crawling into the next with her children. her large head sticks out to patrol the area with her eyes, protectively.

“oh my god, neteyam. that’s so amazing.” you breathe out, almost breathless from the experience. he smiles at you from the side, his hand comes up to rub the top of your head.

sometimes he doesn’t understand why you get so excited over the animals on pandora, but he knows it’s because you didn’t grow up here like him.

“the circle of life can be prrrretty fascinating.” he chuckles, and goes to stand up in the tree. he stays slightly crouched from the branches above his head. his attention is undivided now, only staring at you.

“wanna go back now?” he watches how your shoulders drop slightly, “we can come back— don’t worry.” he adds with a chuckle.

“yeah, we can go.” you sigh in defeat, sliding behind his back to climb onto him, “wanna go find some of your favorite fruit?” neteyam offers as his hands wrap around your thighs, once they wrap around his waist.

he wants to get your mind off of the animals for a little bit, and he knows exactly where the tree is planted in the jungle, “ooh yes!” you exclaim happily with a giant grin.

neteyam grins from your response and takes off in a sprint once he’s sure you’re secured on his back. he leaps between the giant trees, before leaping off of a branch to grab ahold of a vine.

you squeal loudly with barking laughter as it feels as if you’re free falling in the air, until his feet hit the ground. he lets you down easily by swinging you off his back with one hand strongly grasping your behind.

a flush settles on your chest, and heat rises in your chest from his hand on your ass. it isn’t uncommon for him to grab your body, but it always makes you flustered every single time.

neteyam can’t help but swoop down to peck your lips, before standing back up to his full height. his hands grasps yours to lead you through the vegetation. he bends underneath fallen logs while you can continue to stand up straight from your height. it humors you how tall your boyfriend is.

your eyes almost sparkle as you spot the brightly colored tree covered in round pink fruits. the colors are almost flourescent from the sunset growing nearer.

before you could even reach the tree, something to your side rustles in the brush. you and neteyam halt in your spot to try and find where the noise came from.

your body jolts when a soft cry echoes from the bush, and neteyam instinctively slides in front of you for protection.

before you could even try to leave, a small body tumbles from the bush and waddles up to neteyam’s feet.

“what is it?!! what is it?!” you hide your face in his back, covering your face with your hands.

neteyam almost laughs at how ironic this is, “a thanator… a baby.” he coos as he bends down to its level, but the baby lets out a menancing hiss.

“woah, woah.” neteyam backs up slightly, pushing you farther behind him. if the baby would charge at you both, he wouldn’t hesitate to drop kick it into the jungle for your own safety.

“a what?!” you shriek, and push him out of the way to look in front of him. you barely push him though, he honestly just moves out of the way for you.

once you see the sleek black skin of the thanator baby, you instantaneously drop to your knees in front of it. “hi! oh my gosh you’re so cute!” you softly squeal at it.

the baby cowers back toward the bush, it’s little legs shake as it hisses weakly at you. “don’t worry, buddy. i promise i’m not mean. are you hurt?” you ask if it would actually answer you.

neteyam really doesn’t understand how you think the babies are cute, he actually finds them quite terrifying and kind of ugly.

the baby whines as it’s eyes worriedly dart between you and the na’vi boy behind you, “‘teyam, back up!” you hush at him through your teeth.

your boyfriend feels overly protective over you right now, but he obliges and takes a step back. you intently watch how the animal takes a hesitant step toward you, it’s body still trembling in fear.

“it’s okay.” your soft tone soothes the child as it draws closer to you.

neteyam’s hand rests on the handle of his blade, ready to step forward at any given moment if the thing attacks you. his brain clouds with confusion as the predator climbs into your lap and curls up into a ball.

his hand drops from his sheathed knife as his eyes take in what just happened. your small hand gently carressss the top of the baby’s head as it lays in the crook of your legs.

“are you serious?” he mumbles out in shock, but still smiles at the scene in front of him.

“i can’t believe this is happening right now.” you breathe out shakily and look up at neteyam towering over you.

“i cannot explain how confused i am.” he replies, his big round eyes are somehow even wider as he gawks.

a crack of thunder in the sky makes the baby shake even harder, and whine quietly under its heavy breathing. “we have to take it back with us.”

“are you crazy? we can’t do that.” neteyam shakes his head in disagreement. there’s no way his parents would allow him to bring such a predator into the village. he would be lectured for who knows how long.

“well, we can’t just leave it out here by itself!” you retaliate with a stern voice. you know, that you would never be able to live with yourself if you left this poor animal to fend for itself.

“it’s almost as big as you, my love. how will you take care of it?” he points out, which is very true.

“i have to. i won’t be able to live with my decision to leave her out here in the storm by herself…” you trail off as you scratch behind her ears. the animal purrs in your lap, making you grin.

“okay, fine. come on. we gotta get back to camp before the storm hits us.” neteyam sighs as he watches you stand up with the heavy creature in your arms. he can tell you’re struggling a bit, but you still have the biggest smile on your face.

“you alright?” he asks with a little chuckle, and eyes you suspiciously, “yes, i’m good! let’s go!” you chirp and start walking past him, but he stays in his spot and keeps an eye on you.

“my ikran is this way.” neteyam points the opposite way you’re walking, and your cheeks burn with embarrassment. you don’t know what would happen to you if you didn’t have him to be your personal GPS.

“let’s go.” you march past him, with a roar coming from the baby thanator.

neteyam watches you confidently walk forward with a little chuckle, shaking his head at you. he watches your tiny body walk farther away from him, letting his eyes wander over your backside.

he can’t understand how or why the baby thanator attached itself to you, a human, instead of a na’vi. he’s not even sure if a thanator would trust one of his people.

you’ve opened his eyes to entire new world, his own world. he doesn’t understand how you work, but all he knows is that you’re his.

this little human is all his, and somehow you seem as if you’re even more connected to his world than him; and he loves you even more for it.

[evl-qn]

‘ @redsfur -

[formulacherry]

a carlando instagram au

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landonorris april dump 🗑️

fan1 uhhhh is that who i think it is

fan2 wtf! did he just soft launch carlando?!

carlossainz55 💆🏻‍♂️

fan3 HE’S INSANE FOR THIS ACTUALLY

fan4 oh my god carlos???????

lnfour we spy with our little eye…

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carlossainz55 Recharging at home with family 🔋❤️

fan1 WHAT THE FUCK

landonorris i’m still better on the jetski than you

carlossainz55 You wish cabrón

fan2 screaming, crying, throwing up

fan3 “family” *posts a picture of lando* 🥹

carlosonoros Get ready for @carlossainzoficial and I to beat you at padel tomorrow

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carlossainz55 Apparently this is called a ‘hard launch’😜

landonorris love ya ❤️

carlossainz55 Love you too 🧡

fan1 I’m literally bawling my eyes out

fan2 I KNEW IT

lewishamilton Proud of you both 💪🏾🏳️‍🌈

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f1 CARLANDO!

mercedesamgf1 what is life?!

charles_leclerc 🤍

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landonorris decent golfer, better boyfriend

fan1 THEY’RE SO CUTE

danielricciardo Finallyyyyyy

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carlossainz55 Still better than you mi amor

landonorris you’re lucky i love you

mclaren Our boys 🧡❤️

fan2 i’m literally never gonna shut up about this

maxfewtrell 🤢

landonorris 🖕🏼

fan3 They’re soulmates, you can’t change my mind

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daniel3.jpg Photos I took of the boyfriends while they weren’t looking

landonorris creep

daniel3.jpg 😘

fan1 i’m genuinely in tears

fan2 danny ric captain of the carlando ship 🫡

maxverstappen1 How did they not notice you taking the third one?

daniel3.jpg They ignore me whenever I’m around

carlossainz55 @daniel3.jpg Why I would look at you when I can look at him?

pierregasly Cuuuuuute

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lando.jpg my muse 🌶️

carlossainz55 You should tell everyone how you did not know what a muse was until I told you

lando.jpg 🙄

fan1 the fact that lando is carlos’ biggest fan is so cute

scuderiaferrari Smooooooth operator…

fan2 thank you for the carlos content

fan3 He is literally the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen

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[thewulf]

Hiiii! I read your Paul story and I absolutely loved it!!! I was wondering if maybe you could write about Seth Clearwater? He’s always been one of my comfort characters lol and i’ve had literally the biggest crush on him since I first watched twilight when I was like 12 lmao.

Anyways here’s my request. So basically Y/n is one of Bella’s good friends. Although they’re like really really good friends they could nottttt be any more opposite than they already are. Y/n is an extrovert and leans into more of the cliche popular fun girl type? if that makes sense. anyways so bella was invited to come hang out at the beach(i mean like bonfires and burgers and hotdogs.) with Jacob and basically the entire pack and his family. and bella invites y/n because idk she didn’t wanna go alone? And while bella and jacob are dilly dallying leaving y/n alone she goes to go sit by the bonfire. and embry and the other boys come up to y/n. (because totally hot girl they’ve never met duh ofcourse they’re come up to her and chop it up.) and when y/n looks up at the boys and makes eye contact with seth. botta bing botta boom seth imprinted on y/n and kinda just stands there like a lost puppy and the boys just drag him away. later seth comes back and apologizes for earlier and then they spend the rest of the night just talking and have fun!!!!

idkkk i’ve always loved this idea but i’ve never wrote it out! also i just really love fluff and all that lolll. sorry if my request didn’t make sense i tried putting it all together the best i could lmao. anyways ty for your time!!

Stoppp I love this... and I LOVE cliche even more!! My fav is awkward fluffy so this is quite literally perfect. And Seth is just so cuuuuuute!! Hahaha you got it anon!

[poorlittleyaoyao]

It's also very funny because after the second siege when Jin Ling is crying its mentioned that it's especially shameful because some guys his age are married and some not much older have kids already. I think this is leftover from when rhere was originally supposed to be a three year timeskip between Nightless City and the first siege? But as is its like...so the developmental milestones are like Age 12: LARPing Age 13: GET MARRIED. There's also how novel Yanli is canonically 12/13 to WWX and JC's 9/10 when she carries them both home on her back and even given that WWX may have been lighter than the average fourth grader due to malnourishment I feel like MXTX had not seen a ten year old recently to think a seventh grader could carry TWO of them.

YES OH MY GOD. And art compounds it! I have seen so many illustrations (both fan-made and official) where the older sibling looks late teens and the younger sibling is a squishy toddler baby who barely comes up to their waist. It’s very cute, but like… none of these sibling pairs are meant to have a 10-year age gap, I don’t think. Maybe the Nie Bros could? But even that seems unlikely, since NHS being 15 at Cloud Recesses would mean NMJ is pushing 30 when he dies, and da-ge does not make it that far.

(This is not unique to MDZS fandom at all; Les Mis fandom back in the day had soooo many drawings of Gavroche as a plucky little kid when he is in fact canonically 12.)

Speaking of the Nie Bros: lowkey one of my favorite things is the casting for little Mingjue and little Huaisang. Look at this!

They’re so cuuuuuute! NMJ is much taller than his baby brother, but he’s still clearly a kid. NMJ looks like he’s maybe 13 and starting to hit his growth spurt, with NHS coming through as 7 or 8. And that’s a perfect age gap for them! Four to five years is nothing to adults, but it’s drastically different for children, and would seem MASSIVE to both of them. (And then when NHS is older, and reaches NMJ’s age, he will realize how young his brother really was back when he seemed so big to him, and NHS will go through it a bit.)